Michigan: Muslims halal legal jihad against McDonald’s results in…removal of all halal food

June 2, 2013

Biting the hand that feeds them halal (see links below).  via The Arab American News – Local McDonald’s stops serving halal meat.

DEARBORN — Just one month after the McDonald’s Corporation and the Finley Management Company settled a non-halal class action lawsuit for $700,000, the owners of the Dearborn McDonald’s, located at 13158 Ford Road, have decided to no longer include halal items on their menu.
“McDonald’s is a system comprised of independent small business owners, who look to connect with and serve their local communities.There were two restaurants in Dearborn Michigan that served two Halal menu items for the past several years, and those items have now been discontinued, as a result of our continued efforts to focus on our national core menu. Our franchisees continue to be proud supporters of the Dearborn community,” McDonald’s Corp. told The Arab American News.

Health News: McRibs Contain Same Ingredient As Shoe Soles

November 2, 2011
( Jammie wearing fool) I knew there was a reason why I never ate one of these things. As someone who enjoys making and consuming ribs, I can attest I studiously avoid using shoe soles in any form.

Blink and it’s gone. The ephemeral McRib sandwich appears at McDonald’s infrequently and only for a limited time. If you haven’t indulged in one yet, here’s what you’re missing: azodicarbonamide, ammonium sulfate and polysorbate 80 — those are just three of the 70 ingredients (34 in the bun alone) that go into the BBQ pork sandwich, according to the restaurant’s website.
These components are in small enough quantities to be innocuous. But it’s still a little disconcerting to know that, for example, azodicarbonamide, a flour-bleaching agent that is most commonly used in the manufacture of foamed plastics like in gym mats and the soles of shoes, is found in the McRib bun. The compound is banned in Europe and Australia as a food additive. (England’s Health and Safety Executive classified it as a “respiratory sensitizer” that potentially contributes to asthma through occupational exposure.) The U.S. limits azodicarbonamide to 45 parts per million in commercial flour products, based on analysis of lab testing.

but is it kosher? it ain’t even Halal. gah… puke… if I were a pig eating Christian I would avoid this product… it really looks gross. It isn’t ribs… it’s kind of like a HAM Burger… get it? SPAM SPAM SPAM and SPAM is better for you. ugh… gross.


Two Black American women pick on the wrong McDonalds employee to try and beat up.

October 15, 2011

(h/t Eye On The World)(New York) Two Black women who abused and attacked a McDonalds employee in Greenwich Village (who offended them by checking a $50 note they handed over,) must have felt really empowered when their victim ran away, Which is why they made the huge mistake of jumping behind the counter in which to beat up on 31 year old Rayon McIntosh. The problem for these two wonderful ladies was that, Ryan wasn’t running away in fear, rather he was running away in which to arm himself and when they next faced Ryan, he gave them what for with an Iron bar. Of course being thick as two short planks after he knocked them down and told them to remain down, they didn’t listen and Ryan had to physically explain a number of times ‘what stay down’ means in English. A fractured skull and broken arm later 31 year Ryan has been charged on a felony assault charge and possession of a deadly weapon. The two ladies were also charged on menacing, trespass and disorderly conduct charges.

This apparently is not the first time this location was subject to violence. When I did a Google search for Greenwich Village McDonalds I found this image because there was a recent Gay bashing incident here in March. If I were head of the NYPD I would have more officers at this specific location. It isn’t McDonald’s fault. Any business in this location would have the same problem. I know it well.i’m lovin’ it!


China’s McDonald’s Will Give You a Discount, Just for Being Male

May 20, 2011
…even cross dressing Chinese?..

Tired of paying a cover charge and not getting a break? Chinese McDonald’s restaurants are taking pity and introducing a “man-only discount” for those with the Y chromosome.

image via bengootscar.blogspot.com

To_commemorate_the_introduction_of 100% pure beef in their burgers, China’s golden arches is offering a 50% discount on second burgers for men only. The deal is only available on Wednesdays.

McDonald’s China general manager, according to Shanghaiist, says that the promotion is a reaction to the special treatment that women and children can sometimes receive. We’re sure it’s not also because the general manager is a dude.
Regardless, males outnumber females by more than 30 million in the Communist country. Sadly, as a side effect of China’s one-child policy and a societal preference for males, the gender ratio discrepancy is growing. Well, at least the discount includes the majority of the population.

…this offer does not include the Progressives in Washington State or any other Westerners who blame the male sex for their woes.

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Ronald McDonald Under Fire

May 19, 2011

The junk food police are here again.
Corporate Accountability International
would like the character Ronald to leave the marketing of the fast food giant McDonald’s.
This actor encourages childhood diseases such as obesity and diabetes. Your Company incites high intakes of salt, sugar and fat calorie upon consumption of the food. Also, they do not like your promotion of your toy freebies upon purchase of your food to the youngest of children.
Children health advocates are targeting Ronald McDonald in an effort to prevent McDonald’s from marketing to children. San Francisco has already banned “happy meals”, and other cities have tried to follow suit (sparking industry resistance).




Meanwhile, a Wisconsin man has apparently eaten his 25,000th Big Mac in 39 years — that’s almost two a day — but does not seem to be any the worse for wear.

via volokh.com and via themadjewess.wordpress.com
…image via avoidinglife.com, snakeoilpete and image via conteudo-r.blogspot.com

Gorske, who appeared in the 2004 documentary “Super Size Me,” which examined the fast food industry, looks nothing like one might expect of a fast food junkie. He’s trim and walks regularly for exercise, and he attributes his build to being “hyperactive.” He said he was recently given a clean bill of health and that his cholesterol is low.

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No Meat? Taco Bell

February 25, 2011

The lawsuit against Taco Bell — filed by plaintiffs who have no familiarity with meat deputization — alleges that the restaurant’s “taco meat filling” is only 35 percent meat and 65 percent, well, etc. Taco Bell claims the filling is 88 percent beef.  “Plaintiff and respondent are missing the point,” says fake food lawyer Chris Childress. “People seem to forget that it’s entirely possible that this etc. is what makes their food, pound-for-penny, the best faux Mexican food out there.”
Indeed, avid Mexican food customers agree. “Have you seen the prices at Chipotle?”  asks Taco Bell diner Randall Cort, 35. “If they wanted to charge 99 cents for one of their burritos, they’d have to jack up the Water, Seasoning [Isolated Oat Product, Salt, Chili Pepper, Onion Powder, Tomato Powder, Oats (Wheat), Soy Lecithin, Sugar, Spices, Maltodextrin, Soybean Oil (Anti-dusting Agent), Garlic Powder, Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Citric Acid, Caramel Color, Cocoa Powder (Processed With Alkali), Silicon Dioxide, Natural Flavors, Yeast, Modified Corn Starch, Natural Smoke Flavor], Salt, and Sodium Phosphates content, too.”

via hypervocal.com
where’s the beef? just send a witness

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Obama Attacking The Happy Meal

September 30, 2010

…Ronald McDonald Under Fire….


McDonald’s Corp. has warned federal regulators that it could drop its health insurance plan for nearly 30,000 hourly restaurant workers unless regulators waive a new requirement of the U.S. health overhaul.The move is one of the clearest indications that new rules may disrupt workers’ health plans as the law ripples through the real world.
Trade groups representing restaurants and retailers say low-wage employers might halt their coverage if the government doesn’t loosen a requirement for “mini-med” plans, which offer limited benefits to some 1.4 million Americans.
The requirement concerns the percentage of premiums that must be spent on benefits.

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