Marlboro Cowboy is a Zionist

August 1, 2010

Sneaky Zionist cigarettes are making it into Iran.

An Iranian official says some of the most popular cigarette brands are contaminated with nuclear substances when smuggled into the country.
The article linked above, via the Salem News, included the bit about pigs’ blood in their headline. It’s unclear where that came from — and where it went.

“Some of the most famous cigarette brands worldwide including Marlboro, which accounts for the bulk of smuggled cigarettes [into the Islamic Republic] are tainted with [hazardous] nuclear materials,” Mehr News Agency quoted Mohammad-Reza Madani from the Society for Fighting Smoking as saying on Friday.

funny… he doesn’t look Jewish.  that was a joke.