Using wi-fi on a laptop ‘damages sperm’, study suggests – Telegraph

December 1, 2011
Media_httpitelegraphc_bgnbd(telegraph.co.uk) Researchers discovered a personal computer using wi-fi that is placed near male reproductive organs reduced sperm quality and the chances of men experiencing fatherhood.Scientists found sperm placed under a laptop that used wireless technology suffered more damage than specimens kept at the same temperature but away from a wi-fi signal.The bench side tests undertaken by the American and Argentinian team showed sperm were less able to swim and had irreversible changes in the genetic code.Experts suggested the findings, published in this month’s Fertility and Sterility journal, were caused by the electromagnetic radiation emitted by wireless communication that damages semen.But the team also cautioned that the results were carried out in an artificial setting and said men should not overly worry just yet. In the study, scientists found a quarter of the sperm placed next to a laptop for just a few hours were killed.
I always thought men who put their laptop on their lap looked like fags… so I never did it. I either put it on a table or I lie in bed. People who have to put a laptop on their lap are Metrosexual types… the kind of people who we should keep a low sperm count of anyway. So if you aren’t sipping lattes with some cat rimmed latte bitch and talking about show tunes… you have nothing to worry about. If you are one of those guys who have the laptop in your lap… then my guess is you also have your pinky in your mouth… and if so I hope you become really infertile. can’t wait to find out what else is really bad for you… my guess is anal sex is more likely to give you AIDS or something.