For Marines in Afghanistan: be careful where you fart

August 25, 2011

A Golden Ticket to Muslim Etiquette by Gina Cavallaro in Military Times, August 23 (thanks to Shiek):

Bukhari Vol 1 Bk 11 Nbr 582:
Mohammed said,
“When the Adhan is pronounced
Satan takes to his heels
and passes wind with noise
during his flight
in order not to hear the Adhan.


Perfect comedy timing. Barney mentions JOBS right as a fart comes out of his ass. That was no QUEEF!

August 11, 2011