Muslim Cleric’s Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy For Women

December 11, 2011

While the report has not been independently verified, it has sparked considerable online conversation. – Islamic Cleric | Phallus-Shaped Veggies | Sexual Thoughts | The Daily Caller

why did The Daily Caller say the report was not verified when el-Senousa published the report?. The unnamed cleric is not going to be named. Why would they name someone who would be humiliated? What is verified is the editorial at el-Senousa ran the claim…. and that is verification that el-Senousa is in fact pushing the idea. you can’t get much more verification then this, but Caroline May @c_maydc of the Daily Caller is catering to Islamic opposition to deny the assertion. I find the cucumber talk less interesting then the media’s need to give Muslims a reason to claim it was “unverified”. The LOLZ crew is wearing thin. They want their smug elitism, but still give themselves room to avoid any accusation of bigotry… and then they laugh at “Conservatives” who use the claim as a source. It isn’t witty Caroline. It just isn’t witty. Somehow I have a feeling Caroline May uses a lot of Cucumber.

(Fox News) An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce — to avoid having “sexual thoughts.” The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el-Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party — preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband — should cut the items into small pieces before serving, the Egyptian website Bikya Masr reported. Carrots and zucchini also were added to the alleged cleric’s list of forbidden foods for women. News of the statement quickly spread online, leaving many liberal Muslims embarrassed and angry, evoking a flurry of mockery in online forums. “Many of the commentators are Muslims themselves, who have expressed their anger against the cleric for making Islamic religious practices appear unreasonable,” The International Business Times reported. said the cleric, identified only as a sheikh, was asked in the interview how to “control” women when they are shopping for groceries, and whether holding these items at the market would be bad, to which he replied that the matter was between them and God. Questions also arose about the validity of the original published interview. An online search for the el-Senousa article, for instance, yields only results linking to the Bikya Masr report. But the mere suggestion of a strict order for Muslim women handling food has been enough to send people to website forums and Twitter to air their indignation. Danish/Lebanese journalist Helen Hajjij tweeted on Wednesday: “So if Muslim women should stay away from cucumbers and bananas, should men stay away from melons?”

Female Reporter Says She Was Harassed by ‘Occupy DC’ Protesters

November 5, 2011

( Members of the “Occupy DC” movement harassed a young female reporter during a protest Friday in Washington, D.C., shouting obscenities and preventing her from conducting interviews.Michelle Fields, a video reporter for the Daily Caller, said she was stalked for three hours Friday while attempting to cover protests outside the Americans for Prosperity “Defending the American Dream Summit” at the Washington Convention Center.Fields said she “did not feel comfortable, because at one point there were a whole group of men surrounding me saying, ‘F-Michelle Fields.’ And I went to a police officer and I told him that I felt these people were harassing me. And the police officer said he’d take care of it, but it never ended. These people were harassing me for the entire evening.”
One of the anti-capitalist “Occupy DC” protesters was evidently assigned to monitor Fields and her video camerawoman, following the Daily Caller crew to harass and heckle them. Fields said the protesters shouted “You’re worse than Fox” and “right-wing extremists,” called her “ugly” and made remarks about her clothing. When she attempted to conduct interviews, Fields said, “an individual would jump in front of the camera and stop the interview, or block it with a piece of paper or cardboard. . . . they talked to people who were part of Occupy DC and told them not to talk to us.”
Fields said she had talked to Daily Caller editors and asked not to be assigned to cover “Occupy DC” protests in the future. “I actually don’t feel safe going back to those protests, because they singled me out, they singled out the Daily Caller,” she said. “I just don’t think it’s safe for me to be back around those people.

Michelle Fields …don’t tell me there isn’t a sexual element to all of this. …. Tahrir Square comes to mind. Somehow I doubt this has to do with their slant on economics… or maybe it does. In fact I’m sure this is actually the real source of unemployment in America… but let’s just say I can’t talk about it without pissing off the ladies… which is sad… but the truth. Just looking at this photo makes me aggressive. narf… you hate me… don’t you? yeah… oh those bad OWS protesters… but come on… what did the reporter expect? Did she think the smelly hippies were into peace and love and all that kind of stuff?