Obama US Inauguration Unicorn Grumpy Cat Pancake Art and Queef Poetry

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(h/t Jessica Chasmar
art via ebay.com  and poetry via slate.com)
(I wonder if Beyonce did lip sinching for Qaddafi?)
Yahoo approached Alien vs. Predator versifier Michael Robbins. But the angry quatrains he delivered—titled “To the Drone Vaguely Realizing Eastward”—may have hit a bit too hard. Here’s a sample, from Robbins’ Tumblr:

Paging Pakistan and Yemen.
Calling all the drone-dead children.
The camel can’t come to the phone.
This is for the drone-in-chief.
Mumbai used to be Bombay.
The bomb bay opens with a queef.

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