If you are so deep… why are you hanging out with me?

November 30, 2007

I was on facebook and I poked this girl from Rhode Island School of Design. It said she was a Mormon. I said I was considering voting for Romney and I wanted to know if she knew his stance on Israel. She got angry at me because she is a Pro-Choice-Anti Semite from Utah and she was kidding about being a Mormon. The next day I got a poke from her boyfriend. Um… what did I do wrong? Pardon my french… BUT WHAT THE F%(K!
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – – – – – – – – – – – –
Not the woes of parenting… the woes of gender tyranny. Little boys are not as social. They are very different. Most of all they need time with their father. Angry public health people are no substitute. Nor are the drugs that they try to force men on. We have a femme culture of hysteria. It is why I would never vote for a Democrat. Our politics are still broken up into Vietnam era standards. There are still dominant political slants, but not the same one. There isn’t the “Bible Bangers” vs. “Feminist 60’s people.” There are two cultures… One for freedom.. the other is a socialist public health culture of litigation and prosecution. The one for freedom realizes that the only way to achieve the most dignity and freedom is to declare differences in gender persuasion. We can’t maintain a civilization of cookie cutter androgyny. There is enough fear in the people of the feminist new world order that some guy in New Hampshire tried to take matters into his own hands…, he was a little extreme… but he spoke for the majorities feelings. Kind of like Richard Wrights violence in “Native Son”. Ten years ago a van attempted to blow up WTC? Ghouliani and Donna Hanover were more interested in chasing away porn shops in time square. This isn’t a question of right vs. left. This is a question of not allowing rhetoric to turn our lives into a sexual police state. This attempt at Hilary’s life is a warning sign. I doubt Clinton got it. She’s already spinning it the way she always has. She is the culture of victimization. Tipper Gore ate my Pornos and now I’m one “Twisted Sister”.

The French are truly the best lovers. But you take the bad with the good. I was 17 and was spending my last $20 on a date with this French girl and she took it and gave it to a homeless man…. right in front of me too. Just to make a fuck you point. She used to say that all “American men were faggots”. I kind of agreed with her… so I didn’t argue…. but oh god was she gorgeous. Huge tits… perfect. There was something kind of dirty about her though… she didn’t have good hygiene. I know it’s a stereotype… but she fit it. If she had bathed and taken care of herself she would of blown away any movie star. It’s like this conversation I was having about the movie “Running with Scissors” in which this kid’s mother is part of this Lesbian Poetry group… and this lady who is a poet said that it was a bad stereotype. But isn’t the movie based on a book that is based on a true story?

When I was in college I dated a girl who was oh so dark…. didn’t eat food… only smoked cigarettes and drank coffee. Whenever she said the words… “Byron and Shelly and Poe” she would have an orgasm. Or at least so it would seem. She had this thing about the Black Forest in Germany. She was a real hoot. (sarcasm) She would only visit me during menstruation and after this exploit going on for around a year I finally got around to asking if we could try anal since we obviously could not have anything but bloodiness. She told me we could, but that she would never enjoy it… that her literature was enough. Worst sex ever to be honest and she was a pretty girl. I don’t know why she wanted to spew her misery everywhere. Just indulgent. I never tried anal sex again… and I stay away from dating people who like literature and art more then people. The girl I dated is now Rhodes Scholar and works in Washington D.C. for some law firm. I hope she is driving a few liberal politicians up the wall.

When things go bad you can always play the victim Hilary. Just goes to show when you need to get something done… do it yourself. I would of waited for her to come back to go postal.

Didn’t Bill Clinton learn anything when they ran his dog “Buddy” over. Keep your bitch on a leash Bill!

Mooo Haaaa Haaaa…..

Here is what I put on Amy Winehouse’s MySpace page ….LOL!
“A person is stalking underage children on a social network and says something controversial and sexual. Multitudes of people block the account. The network disables the account as a result. How does this protect people if one can just login under a different name and email? It would seem it would be in our interest to not disable sick perverted people’s accounts, because this would be a way to surveillance their actions. People should be able to block who they want. Disabling an account encourages people to bookmark and write the email down of who they want to harass. The people who bothered to block are now vulnerable. Besides the obvious rejection of the first amendment, I fail to see the logic of kicking people out for what they say, poke or friend.”

…not that this has anything to do with the above Amy… but here is my picture of Hilary Clinton having Thanksgiving dinner with Papa Smurf and Big Mouth.”

I dated a Black Girl who was a poet at the Lolapalooza festival. She had a daughter with a gay man who died of AIDS. The daughter looked white… The relationship was a little too (I don’t know… forced and politically correct) Also it was weird having sex with someone who had a child with a man whose eyeball apparently popped out of his skull because a lymph-node swelled. I always felt like I was an intellectual burden in the relationship. I was fifteen years her junior and honestly I think she was hiding from all the Butch Dikes that wanted to date her because she was one of them lipstick lesbians. Her Lesbian friends would come to her house and psychologically label me as emotionally retarded. That kind of hurts to hear people say that… but then again if I feel that then I’m not so retarded now am I?

Hey weren’t Michael Douglas and Woody Allen’s marriage successful? Come on answer me Anita Hill?


If you are so deep… why are you hanging out with me?

November 30, 2007

I was on facebook and I poked this girl from Rhode Island School of Design. It said she was a Mormon. I said I was considering voting for Romney and I wanted to know if she knew his stance on Israel. She got angry at me because she is a Pro-Choice-Anti Semite from Utah and she was kidding about being a Mormon. The next day I got a poke from her boyfriend. Um… what did I do wrong? Pardon my french… BUT WHAT THE F%(K!
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – – – – – – – – – – – –
Not the woes of parenting… the woes of gender tyranny. Little boys are not as social. They are very different. Most of all they need time with their father. Angry public health people are no substitute. Nor are the drugs that they try to force men on. We have a femme culture of hysteria. It is why I would never vote for a Democrat. Our politics are still broken up into Vietnam era standards. There are still dominant political slants, but not the same one. There isn’t the “Bible Bangers” vs. “Feminist 60’s people.” There are two cultures… One for freedom.. the other is a socialist public health culture of litigation and prosecution. The one for freedom realizes that the only way to achieve the most dignity and freedom is to declare differences in gender persuasion. We can’t maintain a civilization of cookie cutter androgyny. There is enough fear in the people of the feminist new world order that some guy in New Hampshire tried to take matters into his own hands…, he was a little extreme… but he spoke for the majorities feelings. Kind of like Richard Wrights violence in “Native Son”. Ten years ago a van attempted to blow up WTC? Ghouliani and Donna Hanover were more interested in chasing away porn shops in time square. This isn’t a question of right vs. left. This is a question of not allowing rhetoric to turn our lives into a sexual police state. This attempt at Hilary’s life is a warning sign. I doubt Clinton got it. She’s already spinning it the way she always has. She is the culture of victimization. Tipper Gore ate my Pornos and now I’m one “Twisted Sister”.

The French are truly the best lovers. But you take the bad with the good. I was 17 and was spending my last $20 on a date with this French girl and she took it and gave it to a homeless man…. right in front of me too. Just to make a fuck you point. She used to say that all “American men were faggots”. I kind of agreed with her… so I didn’t argue…. but oh god was she gorgeous. Huge tits… perfect. There was something kind of dirty about her though… she didn’t have good hygiene. I know it’s a stereotype… but she fit it. If she had bathed and taken care of herself she would of blown away any movie star. It’s like this conversation I was having about the movie “Running with Scissors” in which this kid’s mother is part of this Lesbian Poetry group… and this lady who is a poet said that it was a bad stereotype. But isn’t the movie based on a book that is based on a true story?

When I was in college I dated a girl who was oh so dark…. didn’t eat food… only smoked cigarettes and drank coffee. Whenever she said the words… “Byron and Shelly and Poe” she would have an orgasm. Or at least so it would seem. She had this thing about the Black Forest in Germany. She was a real hoot. (sarcasm) She would only visit me during menstruation and after this exploit going on for around a year I finally got around to asking if we could try anal since we obviously could not have anything but bloodiness. She told me we could, but that she would never enjoy it… that her literature was enough. Worst sex ever to be honest and she was a pretty girl. I don’t know why she wanted to spew her misery everywhere. Just indulgent. I never tried anal sex again… and I stay away from dating people who like literature and art more then people. The girl I dated is now Rhodes Scholar and works in Washington D.C. for some law firm. I hope she is driving a few liberal politicians up the wall.

When things go bad you can always play the victim Hilary. Just goes to show when you need to get something done… do it yourself. I would of waited for her to come back to go postal.

Didn’t Bill Clinton learn anything when they ran his dog “Buddy” over. Keep your bitch on a leash Bill!

Mooo Haaaa Haaaa…..

Here is what I put on Amy Winehouse’s MySpace page ….LOL!
“A person is stalking underage children on a social network and says something controversial and sexual. Multitudes of people block the account. The network disables the account as a result. How does this protect people if one can just login under a different name and email? It would seem it would be in our interest to not disable sick perverted people’s accounts, because this would be a way to surveillance their actions. People should be able to block who they want. Disabling an account encourages people to bookmark and write the email down of who they want to harass. The people who bothered to block are now vulnerable. Besides the obvious rejection of the first amendment, I fail to see the logic of kicking people out for what they say, poke or friend.”

…not that this has anything to do with the above Amy… but here is my picture of Hilary Clinton having Thanksgiving dinner with Papa Smurf and Big Mouth.”

I dated a Black Girl who was a poet at the Lolapalooza festival. She had a daughter with a gay man who died of AIDS. The daughter looked white… The relationship was a little too (I don’t know… forced and politically correct) Also it was weird having sex with someone who had a child with a man whose eyeball apparently popped out of his skull because a lymph-node swelled. I always felt like I was an intellectual burden in the relationship. I was fifteen years her junior and honestly I think she was hiding from all the Butch Dikes that wanted to date her because she was one of them lipstick lesbians. Her Lesbian friends would come to her house and psychologically label me as emotionally retarded. That kind of hurts to hear people say that… but then again if I feel that then I’m not so retarded now am I?

Hey weren’t Michael Douglas and Woody Allen’s marriage successful? Come on answer me Anita Hill?


If you are so deep… why are you hanging out with me?

November 30, 2007

I was on facebook and I poked this girl from Rhode Island School of Design. It said she was a Mormon. I said I was considering voting for Romney and I wanted to know if she knew his stance on Israel. She got angry at me because she is a Pro-Choice-Anti Semite from Utah and she was kidding about being a Mormon. The next day I got a poke from her boyfriend. Um… what did I do wrong? Pardon my french… BUT WHAT THE F%(K!
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – – – – – – – – – – – –
Not the woes of parenting… the woes of gender tyranny. Little boys are not as social. They are very different. Most of all they need time with their father. Angry public health people are no substitute. Nor are the drugs that they try to force men on. We have a femme culture of hysteria. It is why I would never vote for a Democrat. Our politics are still broken up into Vietnam era standards. There are still dominant political slants, but not the same one. There isn’t the “Bible Bangers” vs. “Feminist 60’s people.” There are two cultures… One for freedom.. the other is a socialist public health culture of litigation and prosecution. The one for freedom realizes that the only way to achieve the most dignity and freedom is to declare differences in gender persuasion. We can’t maintain a civilization of cookie cutter androgyny. There is enough fear in the people of the feminist new world order that some guy in New Hampshire tried to take matters into his own hands…, he was a little extreme… but he spoke for the majorities feelings. Kind of like Richard Wrights violence in “Native Son”. Ten years ago a van attempted to blow up WTC? Ghouliani and Donna Hanover were more interested in chasing away porn shops in time square. This isn’t a question of right vs. left. This is a question of not allowing rhetoric to turn our lives into a sexual police state. This attempt at Hilary’s life is a warning sign. I doubt Clinton got it. She’s already spinning it the way she always has. She is the culture of victimization. Tipper Gore ate my Pornos and now I’m one “Twisted Sister”.

The French are truly the best lovers. But you take the bad with the good. I was 17 and was spending my last $20 on a date with this French girl and she took it and gave it to a homeless man…. right in front of me too. Just to make a fuck you point. She used to say that all “American men were faggots”. I kind of agreed with her… so I didn’t argue…. but oh god was she gorgeous. Huge tits… perfect. There was something kind of dirty about her though… she didn’t have good hygiene. I know it’s a stereotype… but she fit it. If she had bathed and taken care of herself she would of blown away any movie star. It’s like this conversation I was having about the movie “Running with Scissors” in which this kid’s mother is part of this Lesbian Poetry group… and this lady who is a poet said that it was a bad stereotype. But isn’t the movie based on a book that is based on a true story?

When I was in college I dated a girl who was oh so dark…. didn’t eat food… only smoked cigarettes and drank coffee. Whenever she said the words… “Byron and Shelly and Poe” she would have an orgasm. Or at least so it would seem. She had this thing about the Black Forest in Germany. She was a real hoot. (sarcasm) She would only visit me during menstruation and after this exploit going on for around a year I finally got around to asking if we could try anal since we obviously could not have anything but bloodiness. She told me we could, but that she would never enjoy it… that her literature was enough. Worst sex ever to be honest and she was a pretty girl. I don’t know why she wanted to spew her misery everywhere. Just indulgent. I never tried anal sex again… and I stay away from dating people who like literature and art more then people. The girl I dated is now Rhodes Scholar and works in Washington D.C. for some law firm. I hope she is driving a few liberal politicians up the wall.

When things go bad you can always play the victim Hilary. Just goes to show when you need to get something done… do it yourself. I would of waited for her to come back to go postal.

Didn’t Bill Clinton learn anything when they ran his dog “Buddy” over. Keep your bitch on a leash Bill!

Mooo Haaaa Haaaa…..

Here is what I put on Amy Winehouse’s MySpace page ….LOL!
“A person is stalking underage children on a social network and says something controversial and sexual. Multitudes of people block the account. The network disables the account as a result. How does this protect people if one can just login under a different name and email? It would seem it would be in our interest to not disable sick perverted people’s accounts, because this would be a way to surveillance their actions. People should be able to block who they want. Disabling an account encourages people to bookmark and write the email down of who they want to harass. The people who bothered to block are now vulnerable. Besides the obvious rejection of the first amendment, I fail to see the logic of kicking people out for what they say, poke or friend.”

…not that this has anything to do with the above Amy… but here is my picture of Hilary Clinton having Thanksgiving dinner with Papa Smurf and Big Mouth.”

I dated a Black Girl who was a poet at the Lolapalooza festival. She had a daughter with a gay man who died of AIDS. The daughter looked white… The relationship was a little too (I don’t know… forced and politically correct) Also it was weird having sex with someone who had a child with a man whose eyeball apparently popped out of his skull because a lymph-node swelled. I always felt like I was an intellectual burden in the relationship. I was fifteen years her junior and honestly I think she was hiding from all the Butch Dikes that wanted to date her because she was one of them lipstick lesbians. Her Lesbian friends would come to her house and psychologically label me as emotionally retarded. That kind of hurts to hear people say that… but then again if I feel that then I’m not so retarded now am I?

Hey weren’t Michael Douglas and Woody Allen’s marriage successful? Come on answer me Anita Hill?


Steve Kurtz (The Original "Critical Analysis")

November 30, 2007


So you guys have me pegged as some kind of “Right Wing Nut”? Here is my professor at Carnegie Mellon University… who told me that the Republicans spend more on “Art”. See how Hollywood pegs this as some kind of simplification? This is a guy who gave me an “A” for my opinions both times I took his class. Even when I submitted a final paper with nude pictures of Gloria Steinem my senior year. Steve Kurtz was a very complicated man and he had the awe of the entire school. He was extremely open minded and I doubt he is a terrorist… politics are stupid because they label you something and everyone thinks they understand you.


Steve Kurtz (The Original "Critical Analysis")

November 30, 2007


So you guys have me pegged as some kind of “Right Wing Nut”? Here is my professor at Carnegie Mellon University… who told me that the Republicans spend more on “Art”. See how Hollywood pegs this as some kind of simplification? This is a guy who gave me an “A” for my opinions both times I took his class. Even when I submitted a final paper with nude pictures of Gloria Steinem my senior year. Steve Kurtz was a very complicated man and he had the awe of the entire school. He was extremely open minded and I doubt he is a terrorist… politics are stupid because they label you something and everyone thinks they understand you.


Steve Kurtz (The Original "Critical Analysis")

November 30, 2007


So you guys have me pegged as some kind of “Right Wing Nut”? Here is my professor at Carnegie Mellon University… who told me that the Republicans spend more on “Art”. See how Hollywood pegs this as some kind of simplification? This is a guy who gave me an “A” for my opinions both times I took his class. Even when I submitted a final paper with nude pictures of Gloria Steinem my senior year. Steve Kurtz was a very complicated man and he had the awe of the entire school. He was extremely open minded and I doubt he is a terrorist… politics are stupid because they label you something and everyone thinks they understand you.


Yellow Pages and Anal Sex

November 30, 2007

My job was selling Advertising for the Yellowpages… I had a special knack for finding Ghetto trash and convincing them that they should spread their asses on the Yellow Pages. Of course the people who worked at the Yellowpages with me might remind me that my “official” sections were “Beverage” companies, clowns, entertainment and all the New York City fun stuff…. I was a greedy bastard and found the Hookers first generation on the internet and convinced them to buy advertising for a Yellow Pages that did not distribute and got bought by YellowBook. The reason they let me get away with it was because my boss was always going to take the best sections for himself… what I was always very good at doing as a salesman was making a market where he wasn’t looking. Because I was smart… I knew how to use the internet before the other guys in the office. I was calling women in Queens and Brooklyn who had a cheap small time ad, and convinced them to pay huge money upfront for a big time yellow page. Sadly the company was evil and never even printed the stupid book. Biggest scam ever… Sara (my girl) came to my office and started throwing YellowPages out the window. She was pissed when she realized what I was up to. Our offices were at Columbus Circle… across the street from where the Time Warner Building is now. The whole thing was evil. I worked with the girl whose boyfriend ran the trucking company that actually distributed the books and he confirmed that the company actaully only printed maybe 10,000 or so YellowPages. They were able to sell the Book to YellowBook because it was in COLOR and it was forcing YellowBook to print in a likewise format. Rather then have to compete and also make the expense of printing in color… YellowBook bought the operation for two million dollars. 50% of the advertising in this book was Escort Agencies and Massage Parlors… LOL!
I used to call hookers… stoned as shit…. and harass them while they said… “I not inteWESTING” which is Asian for, “I’m not interested in buying your criminal organization’s advertising”. I should be thanking Advertising for teaching me how to be so full of shit…. I learned the hard way… I would never want anyone to do what I did…. but then again the only reason they let me into such a corrupt operation is they saw someone who had the qualities of innocence and idealism…. I come across as a believer… As an actor I am class A…. but I get too emotionally involved to ever go and be a society person. There is no doubt that I piss off the ladies… but only because I have found it to be beneficial to do it… girls like it rough… they like to fight. and it was helpful with the hookers…., but I lack the slimyness of say some one like Bill Clinton. I will never be at that level of persuasion. I wish I could. He was in a class of slime all by himself. I envy him. I have paid my dues for fucking with the ladies. In my early 20’s I did not have one Cavity. After having a camera shoved in my mouth by an angry Alpha-Male at a college party…. I now have had 6 root canals and 2 teeth extracted. Ah the life of an asshole is wonderful. I wish I could say that my knowledge was going to a cure for cancer… but alas… I am nothing but a study of psychology…. the darker parts. I am now unemployed… I live with my parents and my girl and son live with their parents. Looking back on it… Did I have a choice? What were the job options? Would I have my son today if I had not taken part in something so corrupt?

When I worked in advertising my boss was highly anti-semitic. Of course all his friends were Jewish… so I guess that justifies it? As a Jew I found this disturbing. So I began to ask why he felt this way… and we went through all the contracts in the company and I would have to agree that anyone who was Jewish was not paying his or her bill. At first glance it looked like exactly the stereotype I did not want to hear or know… but it was true. But if you looked close at the truth… there was another factor. The Jewish people who were working in advertising were less likely to be involved in a larger operation… they were mostly independent artists that suffered the up and downs of working in the creative field. The larger photo studios and operations that were working regularly were less likely to be controlled by a Jewish person. Corporate life is not friendly to people who like to be self employed. Sometimes we look at the data and interpret it as we want to see it. Sometimes not. Yes it was true that Jewish people did not pay their bills in advertising… it did not mean that all Jews were cheap. It was a pattern in one industry. I would be lying if I said I didn’t see the hard data first hand or if I were so politically correct that I would be afraid to notice the pattern. I also would have to say that since I was working for “The Black Book”… you would have to argue that maybe the Jewish people were smart enough to know the book wasn’t distributing and the larger operations were afraid of their reputation and would prefer to pay a bill even if they knew they were being ripped off. The same thing happened when I worked for the Yellow Pages in NYC. The moving companies and locksmiths were all Israeli owned and simply were criminal. They also were the ones who were charged more for advertising pages then anyone else. It became part of my bosses psych to write Jewish people off as cheap to simplify his life into such a way that he could predict what was going to happen. Of course he was always right because he worked in the industry… but when you are in a pattern you begin to not see things outside the pattern. Certainly the company made a pretty penny off of all those Jewish Doctors and Lawyers that they overcharged for advertising that didn’t work. But those were not my bosses sections or expertise… The Jewish Yellow pages had all the Doctors and Lawyers… and I assure you that those people are generally pretty good at paying their bills. Another racism we found were Gypsies… why? Because all the Gypsies in the Yellow Pages were psychics… and psychics are scam artists. That doesn’t mean that all Gypsies are scam artists… it means that Psychics are. I just write what I see… I try to be as honest as possible. I have found British Illustrators to be snobby as shit, frankly anti-social and mean spirited. Illustration Reps to be bitchy and overly P.C. … Fashion Stylists to be just plain stupid and bitchy (very similar to whores). Beverage companies run by thugs…. Floral designers to be criminals…. um… Modeling Agencies to be run by the lowest scum on earth. geez… how many other patterns can I come up with that if you showed this text to… I would never get another job in my life. I would say the only business I ever sold advertising to that were full of people who were nice to me were Escort agencies and only the upscale ones. My basic point is that there are some people who are more likely to not pay their bills… they tend to be smart and self employed. Anyone who has a whole huge corporation to lose isn’t going to cut corners on something petty. It has nothing to do with race at all… it has to do with conditioning. 

So about the French girl… many French people are artistically inclined. they live a lifestyle that is a little less hygienic then the American bourgeois are accustomed to. This French girl was giving me a hard time about the $20 because she thought I was a cheap Jew… I’m not a cheap Jew. I was a 17 year old poor Jew who needed the money for lunch the next day.

Language is an important thing. it’s forum and convention is less important. poetry is part of communication… but I doubt you will ever see me standing up at open mike for the acclaim of a bunch of ladies that look like they are the mothers from the movie or book “Running with Scissors”.

As far as Poetry I am reading a lot of Theology these days and I am always surprised at how adept the Hebrews are with intellectual metaphor… without the snobby wittiness of the English or the lyricism of the Greeks.

I hate to put this out to the art crowd because they are so snide… but I am a direct descendant of “Emma Lazarus” the poet on the statue of Liberty. And yes I do think it does mean something that the descendant of a feminist poet got picked on by a bunch of feminists for most of his life.

Would I like to learn more poetry… I think so. I think I’m missing out. I liked E.E. Cummings in highschool… um Emerson and uh Walt Whitman. …but I’m not an expert. I just was lucky enough to take a few classes. I loved uh uh Oscar Wilde… yeah… did I spell that right? It’s all good.