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My cat got run over today. Every pet I ever had gets murdered on Halloween.

He is now dead. He was my best friend and he was very brave. He wasn’t afraid of any dog.

Not even my Labrador retriever. Kitty is now dead. I am very sad about that. I am moarning.

I’m not kidding. His name was “Trembles” and he wasn’t scared of anything…

Not even the road and that car the crushed his little skull.

My West Highland White Terrior also met her end on Halloween around a decade or so ago.

Save my Cat’s Nuts

Click to feel betrayed

Imaginary Blue State Master Race Seeks Expanded Eugenics Program: We all know that blue state people feel that they are better then the using-more-than-one-square-of-toilet-paper counterparts in the red states. Until now, Blue States want to cut my Cat’s nuts off.


My mother is whacked… I just got this male cat and she told me they passed a law in N.Y. state that says I have to cut his balls off…

…oh she lied. Sorry. Leftists do that you know. Part of the whole feminist thing.

Analysis:

Save my Cat’s Nuts

Click to feel betrayed

Imaginary Blue State Master Race Seeks Expanded Eugenics Program: We all know that blue state people feel that they are better then the using-more-than-one-square-of-toilet-paper counterparts in the red states. Until now, Blue States want to cut my Cat’s nuts off.

My mother is whacked… I just got this male cat and she told me they passed a law in N.Y. state that says I have to cut his balls off…

…oh she lied. Sorry. Leftists do that you know. Part of the whole feminist thing.